archived18482939204848:

My dash has been weird for the last few days and I figured yours might be too so here’s a cat making soup

Holy shit

victor-ish:

the minecraft grass block is the most commonly found block in the game and yet, in order to obtain it you need to learn a lot about the mechanics and properties of the game so that you can get the right enchanted tool to dig it up and the fact that it is used as the icon of Minecraft, truly exemplifies the simplicity that most people associate with the game, while still being a subtle reminder of the unexpected complexity that it actually holds within. In this essay I will-

rockbusted:

amyhasallmyuwus:

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

sridevi:

bothgoth:

khofnak:

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

flacarica:

roslips:

flacarica:

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

There’s people who have war in their countries

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

rosewater1997:

psantanico:

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

spocks-brain:

A text I never expected to receive from my mother